Partly Cloudy, 64°
In a statement released soon after you woke up, Dad reported that it’s nice of you to finally come upstairs.
“Oh, there’s the early bird,” he commented, noting that it’s already the early afternoon. “Good morning, sunshine. Nice to see you in the daylight for once.”
Dad went on to report that it’d do you some good to get out of that cave of yours more often.
“Good talk, see you next week,” he added, concluding his statement as you began heading back downstairs. “Now that you’re nocturnal, it’ll be a miracle if we ever cross paths.”
At press time, Mom announced that it’d be awfully nice if you didn’t leave dirty dishes in the sink.
