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Nose Swab Sweet Sweet Massage For Tender Tender Nostrils

Published Friday, October 30th, 2020

Student Megan Bakersfield reported that the nose swabs at the OMAC testing facility were a sweet sweet massage for her tender tender nostrils. “The way the nose swab gently caresses the inside of my aching nasal passage releases so, so much tension,” said Bakersfield, digging in there with the swab given to her by a nurse. “Every time I make those three clockwise circles all my nose-related pain just seems to float away.” At press time, Bakersfield was looking forward to the intriguing tingle of a flu shot.

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