Sources report that this old cathedral is probably gonna look like that other old cathedral. “There’s definitely gonna be a bunch of creepily colorful sculptures of Jesus on the cross,” said tourist Margaret Highland, standing in front of a beautiful, massive structure that looks almost exactly like the beautiful, massive structure she saw yesterday. “And I bet there’s gonna be a bunch of gold carved to look like leaves or something on certain parts of the walls. Don’t get me wrong, this cathedral is an architectural and artistic wonder, but the other cathedral was also an architectural and artistic wonder, so, you know. If it smells like mildew and incense, I’m outta here.” At press time, all of the pyramids are probably gonna be the same shape.

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