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According to sophomore Buxton Hucklebee, the dry cleaning service at the Omni Hotel has been a godsend because he only wears three-piece suits.
“Before I moved into the Omni, I spent hours cleaning my three-piece suits every week," said Hucklebee, buttoning his tweed waistcoat as he prepared to log onto Zoom. “But now with the dry cleaning service at the Omni, I can have them pressed and brought back to my room nice and fresh every night.”
“It’s so nice to have somebody else steam all your garments and douse them with perchloroethylene," continued Hucklebee, slipping into a khaki smoking jacket before heading off to bed. “I can’t even imagine that I used to spend so much time doing that myself.”
At press time, Hucklebee was seen inquiring whether or not the Omni had a service to shine his dress shoes.
