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Come on, it’s just one super easy question between you and the win. The breed of James Buchanan’s dog? Even a toddler could tell me that! There’s no way you’ll get this one wrong.
Oh? You’re thinking maybe a Dalmatian? Really? You sure about that?
It’s honestly not hard at all. Just wrack your brain, assuming you have one. You can’t be so much of a bumbling moron that you don’t have every presidential dog memorized.
Your final guess is a bulldog? As if. I’m starting to think you haven’t even heard of the United States of America. I’m honestly amazed they let someone as brainless as you graduate elementary school. How will you ever survive the real world if you don’t know that James Buchanan’s dog was actually… a Newfoundland?
I’m really just embarrassed for you. Even the dumbest baby would know that James Buchanan’s dog was a Newfoundland, and that her name was Lara. And so does everyone else you have ever met, and they’re definitely all laughing at you really hard right now. Look at you shamefully passing the dice to the next player. You know nothing. You’re the most worthless imbecile I’ve ever seen.
