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Ontology So Temporal

Published Friday, October 27th, 2023

In recent news, a theory paper has revealed that this ontology is so temporal. “Particularly, this ontology speaks to a hierarchical, spatial, and psychosexual conception of the world which is inextricably linked to the dialectic temporality of existence,” wrote author Rachel Bly, who might not even know the dictionary definition of ontology anymore. “The consummation of a spatio-temporal figurement of this ontology elucidates the diffuse self-awareness of modern semiotics, which captivates the sociopolitical lens of both the underlying heuristic and explicit romanticism, and embroiders this ontology’s temporal nature with an additional dimension of time as its tautology.” At press time, a student turning in their essay on the reading five days late was choosing to view the subject through an atemporal gaze.

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