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Overly Affectionate Couple Keeps Meeting Each Other's Parents In Public

Published Friday, March 17th, 2017

Saying that they saw Angela Goddard shaking her boyfriend Griffin Murphy’s mom’s hand and going in for a reluctant hug in broad view of everyone on Thayer Street, sources report that the overly affectionate couple keep meeting each other’s parents in public. “They have no respect for their classmates who actually come to lecture to learn,” said classmate Charlotte Barrett, rolling her eyes and scrunching up her nose at the at the thought of the couple asking someone on the street to take a picture of the two families together. “It is so distracting when they’re sitting in the row in front of me and I see Angela introducing Griffin to her dad. No matter how hard I try to concentrate on the slides, I can’t help but hear him call her dad ‘Sir’ and her dad laugh and say ‘Mr. Goddard will do just fine.’” At press time, the two were seen on the Main Green explaining what they want to do after graduation to each other’s mothers while their classmates muttered about them having no modesty.

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