Partly Cloudy, 64°
POINT: That Stall Definitely Doesn’t Have Anyone In It by Normal Guy
Oh god, I really need to pee. There are just so many stalls to choose from! Oh! That last stall seems pretty nice and quiet. I don’t think a lot of people ever get to that stall. The door is closed though, but, could there really be anyone in there at this time? Ugh, this first stall is just always so dirty, and it kinda gives me the heebie-jeebies. And the next stall is awkwardly right in front of the mirror, if anyone comes in I will be staring right at them. Weird! I could always just go to the one in the middle, but that one is always clogged. Whatever, I guess I’ll just be trying this last one out. There doesn’t seem to be anyone using this stall, let me go ahead and try to open the stall.
COUNTERPOINT: That Stall Definitely Had Someone In It by Stupid Idiot
Okay, there is definitely someone in there. I just saw something move. Why did I push the stall door twice? This always happens to me. I could’ve used any of the other stalls but no, I just had to choose the one with someone in it. It’s so awkward in here now. Oh god, I think they’re flushing the toilet. They’re definitely gonna know it was me trying to get inside their stall. Just breathe normally. Who would even choose that stall? If anything, it’s their fault. Yup, they had no business taking up that stall. And why were they so silent? Were they hiding something? I’m totally not the weird one.
