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The Brown Noser

Page-Robinson Entrance Warm Mirage Masking Coldness Within And Without

Published Friday, April 14th, 2023

Reports indicate that Page-Robinson Hall’s entrance is but a cozy mirage masking the coldness within and without.

“It was like 20˚F outside, and I was looking for somewhere to work,” recalled sophomore Anya Nussbaum, shivering at the memory of her desperate search for respite from the elements. “That’s when I saw Page-Robinson. I entered the first set of doors, and it was like I was back in bed, wrapped cozily in my blankets.”

“Of course, then I walked through the second set of doors and into the actual building,” recalled Nussbaum, putting on her scarf and gloves as she waited in the mailroom line. “And suddenly I felt like I was back in the cold, uncertain world.”

At press time, Nussbaum found herself caught in the SciLi steps’ wind tunnel.

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