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Professor Had Great Summer, Thanks For Asking

Published Friday, September 5th, 2014

Upon being asked by student Lisa Yu how his summer was, Professor Larry Moss replied, “Great, thanks for asking.” When Yu continued to ask if he had done anything fun, Moss said, “Nothing too exciting. It was pretty low key." Moss proceeded to describe his summer in the most vague and impersonal way as possible. “I recharged my batteries,” sources overheard Moss telling Yu, once again failing to provide any sort of hint as to what he actually spent his summer doing. Additionally, Moss “spent some quality time with his family.” Although Moss enjoyed his summer, reportedly he is just happy for classes to start again. In a final attempt to learn something about her professor’s summer, Yu asked if he had went anywhere on vacation. “No,” Moss responded.

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