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Professor Lets Slip 250-Page Reading Wasn't Really Necessary

Published Friday, March 11th, 2022

Reports indicate that history professor Jillian Colbert just let it slip that a recent 250-page reading wasn’t really necessary.

“I like to give you guys some background on the concepts we’re going to be covering in class before we start working with them,” Colbert explained, referring to the book that cost each student $35 but that they didn’t have to read. “Oh, I guess that reading didn’t actually cover them. Whoops.”

“I kind of just forgot it was on the syllabus,” Colbert remarked, laughing in front of her students who had spent 7 hours reading the night before. “I’ll make sure to edit it out for next year. Should’ve at least made it optional, though!”

At press time, Professor Colbert unknowingly twisted the knife by revealing that the class’s discussion posts would not be graded.

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