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According to various sources, puny baby does not stand a chance against an opponent like powerful mommy.
“Puny baby had better think again if he thinks he’s gonna get out of this one alive,” said one spectator. “I mean just look at the muscle on that mommy! Look at her, and tell me that’s not a powerful mommy.”
In addition to being significantly larger than puny baby, powerful mommy is also considerably older, has a fully developed brain, and knows many of puny baby’s moves, having given birth to puny baby and raised him up to this point.
“I wouldn’t write puny baby off,” commented another spectator. “Puny baby’s had a great series of fights in the past year, including a one-round knockout of tired daddy in the middle of the night. All I’m saying is the kid’s got something to prove, and at the end of the day, that’s what makes or breaks a fighter. Powerful mommy? What does she have to prove?”
The showdown is set to take place in the kitchen next Monday after powerful mommy’s had a long day of work and puny baby refuses to eat his carrots.
