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Ratty Menu Breaking Out The Quotation Marks

Published Friday, February 4th, 2022

Reports indicate that the Ratty menu is once again breaking out the quotation marks.

“Today’s menu includes ‘Asian’-style wings, Asian-‘style’ wings, and Asian-style ‘wings,’” head chef Laurie Baker reported of the decision to rather cryptically hedge the Ratty’s bets. “Let’s just say the meal is in the approximate range of what you’d expect.”

At press time, the Ratty was making liberal use of the word “inspired.”

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