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According to sources from your friend group, that friend that is the butt of every joke is also stupid.
“He’s been the group’s punching bag since freshman year,” reported non-stupid friend Ellen Grabowski, neglecting to mention that your friend is also a hopeless dumb idiot. “I would feel bad, but there’s just so much material to make fun of.”
“The worst part is he can’t tell he’s the constant victim of all our insults,” continued Grabowski, as your stupid friend smiles moronically at some of the most personally offensive humor you could muster. “Technically it’s baseless slander, but if he doesn’t notice, does it really hurt anyone?”
“Everything about him is so laughable. His cooking, his dating life, his clothes, it’s just such rich joke content,” added Grabowski, clearly dumbfounded that your stupid idiot friend could manage to survive daily life while being so stupid and dumb. “But he’s pretty chill about the constant verbal degradation. It’s why we’re all so tight.”
At press time, your friend that’s down on his luck is also stinky.
