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The Brown Noser

Report: Fuck, Professor Put Question Mark In Margin Of Paper

Published Friday, December 3rd, 2021

Stopping in their tracks as their eyes were drawn to a small note on the side of their midterm, senior Kat McDrummer reported that, fuck, their professor put a question mark in the margin. “Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck,” McDrummer reported after noticing the simple “?” next to an argument about the relation of the assigned novel to Laura Mulvey’s theory of the male gaze. “This is not good. My heart is beating so fast. This is absolutely worst-case scenario. Jesus Christ.” At press time, the emotional fallout caused by the question mark was brought under control by a single smiley face at the top of the following page.

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