According to a recent report released by experts, Hell freezing over would actually be incredibly inconvenient for Hell’s biodiversity. “It would actually be really tricky down there if it reached below freezing temperatures,” the report mentioned, explaining that a frozen tundra would kind of ruin the Hell vibes, among other things. “There’s just so much biodiversity that is acclimated to the heat, and a winter wonderland has no place for them. Think of the poor infernal insects, how could they continue tormenting unfortunate souls if they were completely extinct?” At press time, the report figured that rising temperatures could actually make Hell a bit more cozy.

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