Tuesday, September 17, 2019
Partly Cloudy icon Partly Cloudy, 64°

The Brown Noser

Report: Hot Person So Lucky

Published Friday, March 8th, 2019

According to a recent report by average looking people, that hot person is so lucky. “Wow they really hit the genetic jackpot,” said an onlooker. “Good for them. They really do look absolutely incredible and that’s a gift. Well, at least I’m pretty clever.” Colleagues report that the hot person is also a Rhodes Scholar. Ugh.

Article tools

Search The Brown Noser

  • Loading…