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Report: I Can’t, I’m Going To Boston This Weekend

Published Friday, October 29th, 2021

Expressing regret at not being able to make it to your thing, sources across campus reported that they can’t, they’re going to Boston this weekend.

“Ah man, I’d love to go but I can’t,” sources reported, adding that their train leaves Friday afternoon and gets back Sunday night. “I’m actually gonna be in Boston.”

“Yeah, I have tickets for this thing in Cambridge so I’m not going to be around at all this weekend,” sources continued, reporting that they will be staying with their friend at Harvard. “Maybe next week?”

“Once I’m back from Boston we can totally hang out,” sources said, assuring you that they will not be headed to Boston again until December. “Just not the second weekend in November because I’m actually going to New York then.”

At press time, sources reported that they can’t, their parents are visiting then.

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