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Report: Old Man in New Movie Was Once Young Man in Old Movie

Published Friday, March 8th, 2019

Sources report that an old man in a new movie was once a young man in an old movie. “That man is definitely old,” film analysts reported, referring to the new movie. “But if you take a look at this old movie, you’ll find that the same man is young. It’s hard to believe since he is so wrinkly now, but in the old movie he is fresh-faced and handsome. In one he plays a wise professor, and the other a star quarterback, but the evidence doesn’t lie—this is the same man.” At press time, experts reported that the young dog in the old movie is now dead.

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