According to sources, the ironic value of local man David Kuhlman’s “Live, Laugh, Love” shirt was lost on its viewers.
“These suburban moms keep coming up to me and asking where I got it, or telling me it matches a sign they have in their kitchen or some other dumb shit,” said Kuhlman, appalled by the kindness and earnestness of the people his ironic shirt was supposed to be subtlety mocking. “It’s a joke!”
“No I’m not gonna join your pilates group, Karen,” said Kuhlman, who had also been asked to drive someone’s children to a soccer game and received coupons to Bed, Bath, and Beyond in the mail. “Get back in your minivan!”
At press time several elementary schoolers approached Kuhlman to admire his ironic light-up Skechers.

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