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According to a newly released report, that one girl in your class was definitely homeschooled growing up.
“I took one glance at her, and immediately I could just tell,” revealed freshman Maya Hearst, referring to that one girl who gives the vibe of someone who was taught mathematics by her father in her kitchen. “I mean, nothing against it, but she is kind of odd. More so than the average student here. It’s like she doesn’t really know how to socialize with others. Yesterday, I asked her what pages of the textbook we had to read, and she started going off on a tangent about ozone layer depletion. Super strange.”
“It was obvious to me the minute she pulled out a bag of scrambled eggs from her satchel and started eating from it with her fingers. Like, who does that?” stated sophomore Lucas Weiss when asked about that one girl who certainly did not learn in a traditional classroom environment. “And the other day, she straight up began selling homemade soap to the professor. She basically nonconsensually shoved that bar of soap up our professor’s nostrils so she could get a ‘good whiff of the oatmeal milk honey fragrance.’ Her words. It was a sure sign that we had very different educational upbringings.”
At press time, that boy was definitely raised in a divorced-parent household.
