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Report: That Not Mommy

Published Friday, March 11th, 2022

Sources at Boston Logan airport gate C27 report that that is not Mommy. “Mommy!” said 6-year-old Lacie Mustich, pulling on the pant leg of a random woman at the airport because she wore brown shoes like Mommy, had yellow hair like Mommy, and carried a purse that looked like Mommy’s purse. “Mommy, can you take me to get a treat at Starbucks? I’m hungry and just want one treat at Starbucks and then to go on the plane. Oh, um, sorry.” Sources report that the next three women Lacie thought were Mommy also turned out not to be Mommy.

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