Sources report that this part of the floor is actually so squeaky. “I was kinda just walking around my room, and as soon as I stepped right here I heard a huge squeak,” uttered senior Marvin Johnson, who just discovered that this other part of the floor right there is just as squeaky. “I’m not, like, not complaining about the squeakiness. At least there are some other parts in my room where I can walk freely without being met with a squeak.” At press time, the door at this angle is so creaky.

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