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A recent report released by The Massachusetts Institute of Technology on Wednesday says that if you type in HG7—39AN002 you can start level 3 with the Shogun’s Kimono. The findings show that it’s pretty awesome because it adds +5 charisma to your character and may bump them to a new creature class if you are close to leveling up. Plus, the Shogun’s Kimono looks really cool, especially if you are playing as Kalin Elder.
This study is likely to have broad impact. Until recently, no one knew that entering 2DAPMYF00T will make it so you have infinite shoulder lights. According to report author Cory Ramos, “you run out of shoulder lights quickly in the temple crypt sequence, so you will need them big time. Otherwise you’re toast!”
One issue the study has dispelled is the nature of TUS9999999 and what it does. “Typing in TUS9999999 will make you always get the Arabian bonus!” said Ramos, eating Doritos. “Sintron loves these and will jump if you get them. Also, if you want Rynth meat to add nothing to your health, type in 4757GUSYBUUP-2 and that’s what will happen.”
Some parts of the study are less definitive. Nathan Mulbud, a member of the research group, says there is still some work to be done. “We aren’t exactly sure how to get max cash after selling a capsule,” said Mulbud. “It might be SHH&&88+~2, but that’s too similar to what you type in to make it so that all the big arms that hack at you from the caves in level 2 don’t move.”
Still, Mulbud seemed optimistic about that report as a whole, promising big changes moving forward. “The largest discovery we made is that if you enter SIKSTUFF=FUN$TER you immediately have all Essence Of Ages,” said Mulbud. “I used this the first time around and it made my life a whole lot easier. First Essence is good, but wait till you get them all. It’s amazing!”
The report is clear that there is still no combo that will get it so Ralph keeps his hairdo if he is sucked into space.
