According to a recent report by industry-leading experts, the whiteboard on your neighbor’s dorm room door is incredibly lewd. “It’s pretty unclear what that figure is, but I think I have a sneaking suspicion that it might be a bit dirty,” the report disclosed, adding that a vagina wearing a top hat should not be taken too seriously. “It’s too early to illustrate just how spicy the drawings on that whiteboard are, but let’s just say, I’ve never seen anything like this. Further research should most definitely focus on what drives people to draw such vile images on such a public surface.” At press time, the report concluded that no, penises are not supposed to have boobs.

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