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Roommates of Carl Boroughs ’21 have reported that he’s making the nastiest little tuna dish. “He threw a can of tuna, mayo, dijon mustard, chopped onions, lemon zest, and tomato paste in a bowl,” said senior Rachel Matthews of her roommate’s repulsing lunch, which he casually made right in front of her as she tried to pay attention in a meeting. “Then he mashed it all together, microwaved a slice of cheese on top, and put it on top of spaghetti. He sat down and ate it like it was nothing out of the ordinary. I almost vomited.” At press time, Boroughs was offering the vile thing to his roommates.
