Noting that the two are always right next to each other and that they look pretty similar, sources confirm the salt and pepper shakers are most likely fucking. “They’re fucking all right,” said diner Duane James before biting into his pork chop. “The pepper shaker is the boy and the salt shaker is the girl and they fuck each other. End of story." Sources also indicate that the salt and pepper shakers are probably a married couple that fucks, but that there is a chance they are just fuck buddies.

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