Sources reported that area woman Ronda Miles showed up to a recent climate rally with a sign lacking any resemblance of humor, showing just how shitty an activist she really is. “Her sign read ‘We Need Change.’ A simple Google search would come up with something better,” claimed fellow activist Jessica Garcia, expressing her disgust with Miles’ obvious indifference regarding the fate of the planet. “It could at least make a pun about glaciers or depict Trump as a fat baby, but she really did the bare minimum here.” At press time, everyone forgot about the protest a day later anyway.

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