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A listen to a Christmas radio station revealed that a popular song about kissing Santa is a little heavy on the tongue description.
“I don’t remember this part of ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus,’” said local Christmas music enthusiast Maryanne Fray, turning up the radio dial curiously. “In the whole compendium of sexualized songs about Santa, this one is definitely spittier than most.”
“I don’t know, I’ve listened to a lot of Christmas songs, but I don’t think I’ve heard the bumpiness of Santa’s tongue described before. But I think it really immerses you in the song, makes you feel like you’re right there with him,” added Fray, searching up the lyrics on her phone. “I don’t think there is ever really a place for the word ‘ooze’ in a song, but they pulled it off with this one.”
At press time, the next song on the radio was about a cute red-nosed reindeer being brutally harassed and bullied by his friends.
