According to sophomore Madeleine Molina, spring break is set to be an unforgettable trip as long as the plane doesn’t go down.

“The recent news about planes is scary, yeah, but there’s no way our flight won’t make it to Cancun,” stated Molina, surveilling outside the plane window to make sure another flying object isn’t headed straight toward the aircraft. “I just can’t wait to land, get all the girls together in a taxi, and head to our resort! This is going to be such an iconic week—I can already feel it! Wait, is the wing supposed to bend like that?”

“I’m waiting to make an itinerary until we actually land in Mexico just because I feel like I’ll get the vibes better,” continued Molina, locking in as the cabin crew did their safety demonstration. “It’s such a fun crowd in this plane! I’m surprised the whole friend group was able to sit together, you know how hard it is these days. I hope that gaping hole on the side of the plane is normal though, haha.”

At press time, a family cruise vacation is definitely going to be amazing if the boat doesn’t hit an iceberg.

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