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The Brown Noser

Tall Boy Friends With Other Tall Boys

Published Friday, October 25th, 2019

As they traveled across campus in a towering cluster, sources observed that tall boy Brent Hallquist is friends with other tall boys. “Oh wow,” said sophomore Sylvie Crenshaw as the 6’4" Hallquist and his towering friends traversed the Main Green. “They must all be well over 6 ft tall. You know, I bet they became friends because they’re so tall. Look at them. They know they’re tall, oh they definitely know it." At press time, a girl with a nose ring was friends with other girls with nose rings.

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