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Teen In Movie Dies From Disease Where You Still Look Really Hot The Whole Time

Published Wednesday, December 3rd, 2014

After reconnecting with her dad and falling in love for the first time, movie character Amber Lane began suffering from a disease that, despite being fatal, allowed her to look really hot the whole time.

“I’m dying, but I wasn’t living until I met you,” Lane said tearfully, despite showing no signs of illness other than being kind of pale and lying on a hospital bed. Sources confirm that Lane was sobbing, but in a really pretty way, and her face never got all red and blotchy.

“I’m not scared. Isn’t that strange?” Lane remarked, quickly coming to terms with the fact that she would soon be dead from a disease that had almost no negative effects on her appearance.

“My heart breaks again every time I look at you,” said Lane’s boyfriend James Price of the disease that was killing his girlfriend and making her look like she was wearing a little less makeup. “I can’t watch you go through this.”

Sources confirm that whatever disease Lane has is extremely serious and deadly despite the fact that the only symptoms appeared to be that Lane has to lie down a lot and looks kind of tired. Sources added that she is definitely sick, though, because everyone who talks to her ends up crying.

Lane and Price, despite being teenagers, were both handling the situation with maturity and grace. “I’ve lived so much, and I have you to thank for that,” Lane said to Price, who had helped her come out of her shell and take some risks before being diagnosed with a terminal disease.

“I wish I could lie on the grass with you and look at the stars just one more time,” added Price as she succumbed to a disease that somehow only made her more beautiful.

Noting that now she was lying all the way down, sources observed that Lane’s condition was worsening, though she still looked super hot.

At press time, Price had somehow convinced the doctors to let him take a terminally ill patient out at night to go lie in a field.

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