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Thirty-Something Who No Longer Recognizes The President Realizes She's Getting Old

Published Friday, November 4th, 2016

Local woman Sophia Eagleton reportedly discovered that she is getting old upon realizing she has no idea who the president is anymore. “The last time I seriously followed all that stuff was when I was in college,” said Eagleton, showing off her vintage Bush-Cheney campaign posters. “Jeez, I am becoming my mother. I remember back in the day making fun of her because she was always mistaking Bill Clinton and Al Gore for each other. Now look at me. I see these teenagers listening to major policy speeches on their iPhones and following various government agencies on Twitter. I feel so old.” Upon being told there was to be a new president in a few months, Eagleton just shook her head.

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