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Following a recent family dinner, you have come to the realization that your three-year-old cousin Susie is somehow still bald.
“She’s been growing up so fast,” stated your Aunt Julia, skipping past a video tutorial about how to braid a toddler’s hair. “I just wish I could freeze time and keep her in my pocket, you know? It seems like just yesterday I was carrying her home from the hospital. She’s so perfect, just the way she is.”
“And she’s becoming so popular in school lately,” continued Aunt Julia, showing you a class picture where everyone except your cousin boasted at least eight inches of luscious hair. “Everyone wants to talk to her. And don’t even get me started on all the attention she’s getting from the boys. I hear little Jimmy might have a crush on her…”
At press time, your eight-old-brother was somehow still bruised.
