According to sources at India Point Park this morning, local toddler Rueben Sogin was basically all parka. “He’s so bundled up, I can barely tell there’s a toddler inside all that parka!” said onlooker Meg Bartles, observing as the toddler waddled around a playground in his down-filled puffer, which essentially rendered him more coat than child. “He must be warm though!” At press time, after taking a bath, the toddler was mostly towel.

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