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A recently published two sentence horror story was actually incredibly fucked up grammatically.
“I honestly have no idea what it’s saying,” said junior McKenna Lim, pulling up a dictionary and attempting to decipher the story. “I mean, can a sentence even be that long? And what is with all these commas and em dashes? How do I read a sentence with fifty different punctuation marks? The scariest thing about this story is definitely its grammar.”
“The author very clearly did not give a fuck about grammar,” continued Lim as she felt her brain slowly rotting away as she tried to understand the story. “Like, how does ‘the woman who by looked up was staring and entered, jealously then appeared before me—I then understood the why of the force behind myself was’ make any grammatical sense? What does that even mean?”
At press time, a paranormal story was fucked up metaphysically.
