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Unhappy Couple Just Hugging At All Times For Their Children

Published Friday, April 24th, 2015

Following years of animosity, unhappy couple Howard and Nora Werner are now just hugging at all times for the sake of their children, sources confirm.

“The kids are our top priority right now,” said Howard, his arms squeezed tightly around his estranged wife’s torso. “Even though I feel like I’m hugging a total stranger at all times, I want Madison and Trevor to see that Mommy and Daddy still love each other.”

Despite reports that Howard and Nora sometimes go days without speaking to one another, the couple maintains that it is best for the whole family if they continue hugging twenty four hours a day, seven days a week at least until their children graduate from high school.

“We try to put on a happy face,” said Nora with her head resting against the chest of the man she has been hugging for the past twenty-two years. “We just smile and continue to hug all day and all night so that the kids can grow up in a loving home.”

She added, “They would be devastated if we split apart even for one second.”

Sources confirm that the Werner children have already decided which parent they would hug if there ever were a separation.

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