“Pancake Skunk,” a strain of marijuana popular at many dispensaries in New England, is reportedly perfect for weed-smokers looking to kick back, relax, and have a chill, mellow panic attack.
“Pancake Skunk is one of my all time favorite strains,” said Benny Richman, a worker at the Worcester dispensary “Up In Smoke.” “It’s a total body high, Indica blend, perfect for putting on a good movie and struggling to catch your breath while you remember that you will die one day.”
Smokers of Pancake Skunk note that the strain has a pleasant fruity smell, makes food taste incredible, and is great for a night where all you want to do is lie in your bed fearing the arrival of the police without realizing you’ve been digging your fingernails into your leg.
“It’s definitely our most popular strain at the moment," Richman continued after slyly hitting the THC dab pen hidden in his sleeve. “With all the craziness in the world right now, who wouldn’t just want to spend a chill night in sweatpants, order some takeout, and hyperventilate because you think you’ll never be normal again?”
Richman also recommended the strain “Mommy’s OG Cookies” for a time post-pandemic when you want to spend a party wondering why everyone is staring at you.