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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee! by Swing Voters

Published Friday, November 1st, 2024

Wheeeeeee! I love swinging on this playground swing set. I don’t envy all you voters who’ve made your minds up already. While you argue with each other on Twitter, I’m just here swinging and having fun. Yippeeeee!

My vote is valuable, and I need as much time as possible to gather all the facts. That’s why I’m swinging here on this playground swing set. Hooray! Yeah, I watched all the debates, and I think both candidates came off as reasonable. I also learned that I get motion sick trying to watch the TV from my swing. Yahoooo!

I’m on this side…and now I’m over here…and now I’m back over here! Wheeeeeee! That’s the fun of being a swing voter. You’re not confined to one side like most people. If you want to change your position at any point, you’re free to do so. You’re freeeeeee!

I keep getting calls asking me to pledge my vote to one candidate or the other. But I just can’t make up my mind. Both sides have their pros and cons. I guess I’ll see how I feel on election day when I leap from my swing and report to the polling location. Geronimoooo!

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