Immediately after arriving at his team’s excavation site, an archaeologist reportedly asked “Where are the bones?”
“I hope I find some bones,” the archaeologist told his crew.
“Are they over here?” asked the archaeologist.
Sources at the excavation site report that the bones ended up being over there.
“I’m going to dig now,” the archaeologist announced. “But I’ll be careful so I don’t break the bones.”
“Give me my brush and small shovel,” continued the archaeologist.
“Yay! Here are the bones,” the archaeologist proudly announced at the end of the day.