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Yoga Instructor Really Getting Twisty

Published Friday, October 26th, 2018

Sources report that yoga instructor Carl Lynch was really getting twisty in his Tuesday night class. “We started with some downward dog and some warrior pose, but then he wrapped his leg around his torso like he’s made of rubber or something," observed class participant Harry Ballard. “Then he took his other leg and twisted it around his back. Keep in mind, at this point he was also upside down and balancing on a single arm. I couldn’t tell where one limb ended and another began! The whole class was completely lost. This man obviously spent his whole life becoming twisty, and we simply couldn’t keep up.” At press time, the entire class gave up and went into child’s pose.

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