Hey you, yes you, don’t think I don’t see your ugly mug trying to sneak past me unnoticed. Don’t think I’d miss such an absolute mess of a human scampering by me on their way to their silly little class. Just in case you were wondering, the wind has fucked your hair up, and your shirt has a stain on it. And those socks don’t match. Where are you hurrying to? You know you shouldn’t be both late AND bad looking—pick one! At least you could leave earlier. Also, the cute guy in your class in Smitty B is going to think you’re so sweaty and gross. Honestly, you should just turn around and go home. Oh, just so you know, everyone can see you checking yourself out in my reflection.

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