Spending the evening alone in her apartment, Halloween over Zoom has been an extra bummer for Lacy Meyer, who went as the back of a two person horse costume. “I have since come to realize the gravity of my error,” said Meyer dressed as a pair of hind-legs and a tail, her costume making no sense divorced of its front-of-horse counterpart. “This is the worst day of my life. Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds. O! What an ass I am! Perhaps this costume suits me more than I know.” At press time, Meyer was beginning to rethink her two-person Plymouth Rock costume for Zoom Thanksgiving.

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