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Zoom Halloween Huge Bummer for Back of Two-person Horse Costume

Published Friday, October 30th, 2020

Spending the evening alone in her apartment, Halloween over Zoom has been an extra bummer for Lacy Meyer, who went as the back of a two person horse costume. “I have since come to realize the gravity of my error,” said Meyer dressed as a pair of hind-legs and a tail, her costume making no sense divorced of its front-of-horse counterpart. “This is the worst day of my life. Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds. O! What an ass I am! Perhaps this costume suits me more than I know.” At press time, Meyer was beginning to rethink her two-person Plymouth Rock costume for Zoom Thanksgiving.

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