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Taco Bell Introduces 8th Meal

Published Wednesday, April 27th, 2011

Taco Bell announced Tuesday that it will be launching a new "8th Meal" to fill the hunger gap between Second Supper and Mid-Dinner Snack. "Focus groups show that customers can get hungry whenever they're not eating, and the 8th Meal will help to bridge that," said Taco Bell Spokesperson Eleanor Mayes. "We understand the complication of trying to simultaneously eat 8th Meal and Pre-Dinner, so that's why we came up with the doubled-headed fork." The new Taco Bell 8th Meal will feature the same food options offered during Supplementary Breakfast. "Too many people miss their daily Sleep Injection Meal," continued Mayes. "Naturally, the 8th Meal emerged out of necessity."

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