For 115 years, The Brown Daily Herald has been acclaimed as the only humorous publication on campus. The paper has a rich tradition of comedy, from their amusing spins on campus news to their laughably unfunny comics. Particularly droll have been attempts to remain objective when reporting on hard-hitting issues, such as Daily Jolt posts that discuss "cats' tendency to lick their own crotches" and how "well managed" SexPowerGod was.
Pawtucket, RI - The scene in this Providence suburb last Thursday had the potential to be grizzly. The remains of a white fence lay scattered and smashed across a lawn scarred by deep ruts. An out-of-control van had careened off the road and across this lawn, ending up mostly submerged in a swimming pool.
The Brown Noser salutes you, Guy with Bandana. You craft your paninis with precision and mold with passion. All other panini makers at the Gate pale in comparison, with your superior onion distribution and perfectly balanced sauce application. I know I can rely on you to get it right every time.
HOLLYWOOD, CA - Actor turned Director turned Anti-Semite Mel Gibson announced yesterday that production has begun on what will be his fourth directed film. "Ourth-Fay Ade-Gray" will be Gibson's third foreign language film, filmed entirely in Pig Latin. "The Passion of the Christ" was filmed entirely in Aramaic, while this year's "Apocalypto" was filmed in Mayan.
As a casual pedestrian, it is easy to assume that the white markings at the intersections on Thayer Street represent an aesthetic aspect of the massive construction project currently underway in that area. However, this is not the case. These "designs" are a symptom of what has been described by Douglas Brinkley as a "scatological phenomenon."
"Dear Brown Noser,
I was offended by your recent article on the crisis in Darfur. I believe you shouldn't take a humorous stance on such a sensitive issue, especially considering how closely Brown is connected to the issue through personal ties and humanitarian efforts.
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