"Get your floaties, Mike, we're going for a swim," said Republican presidential candidate John McCain, grabbing competitor Mike Huckabee by the ear last night in front of a Florida crowd.
The assault was provoked by Huckabee's comment, "It's just water," which he made in response to a question about the legality of the controversial interrogation technique.
"BOOBIES," the potent opening song from "Puberty The Musical," is one small sample of the extremely heady aspects of this emotionally complex tour de force and sets the tone for the masterpiece to come. Clay Efron, the male lead played by renowned actor Haley Joel Osment, crackles and squeaks his way through this heartfelt ballad about the expanding breasts of his 7th grade classmates.
For most quick-change artists, it's all about the show. Lights, camera, clothes, and action. For Samantha Kryzwick '10, however, it's about the opposite: remaining incognito and avoiding the spotlight.
"I hate being called on in a class of any size, especially one that has 500 people" said Kryzwick.
The scene was one of shock, disbelief, and revelry as math concentrators all over campus celebrated the news that a teaching assistant in the department has the ability to speak English.
Jason Stevens '10 was one of three pre-registered students in the now completely filled section.
Several weeks ago I was assigned to read various sections from the New Testament in a Religious Studies course. There is usually a good amount of reading, but this didn't seem too daunting. I was rather looking forward to the assignment, anyway. I had glanced over the Bible several times in the past, but I had never had the opportunity to truly examine it.
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