All man want is sex with woman. Man eat, man sleep, man drive in car, but what do man think of all the while? Do man think of anything but have sex with woman? No. Man monster.
“I love chicks,” say man Charlie Gombak, who only have room in brain for imagine ladies’ bodies.
In a letter published in Monday’s issue of Daily Variety, Rudy Fairfax announced that he has broken from the role of Daniel-Day Lewis, a character he portrayed without interruption since his entry into the film industry.
Tens of thousands of self-described “Manniacs” descended on the Raleigh Airport Hilton Thursday, as the seventh annual JuwannaCon kicked off, ready for a four-day series of conferences, cosplays and a rumored surprise appearance from “Juwanna Mann” star Miguel A.
After trying everything, the citizens of the U.S. figure they might as well give that thing where they poke you with a bunch of needles a try. “You never know,” said the American people. “It could be fun.”
The nation, already numb after a year of violence at home and abroad, and economic and political stagnation, is not really nervous about letting someone put thousands of needles all over its skin, saying, “My friend Judy did it and she says it really helped with her allergies.
Following 11 years of extended conflict in both Iraq and Afghanistan, which claimed the lives of more than 8,000 U.S. and Coalition soldiers and cost the U.S. over $1.4 trillion, the War on Terror finally ended today as Terror admitted defeat.
President Obama officially announced the end of the War on Terror early this morning, at a televised appearance in the East Room of the White House.
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