Sources report that local man Greg Jenkins is still grappling with a haunted house’s decision to instantly hire him as a scare actor.
“Maybe it’s my hair?” contemplated Jenkins, whose face looked like it’s been hit by a bus, twice. “I haven’t had it cut in, like, two whole weeks, so it’s definitely getting a little unruly.”
“I came in to interview for a janitorial position.
Local Disney mom Daisy Pines reportedly spotted a “hidden Mickey” in the most unexpected place—teardrops on her divorce papers.
“I barely had time to process that Chad was officially leaving me before I saw it—three perfect circles,” Pines said, marveling at the symbol as she dabbed her cheeks.
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