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Representatives from the Office of Residential Life announced early this morning that they have finally found proper housing arrangements for Tom Roy '10, who will be moving to Keeney Quadrangle early next week.
Late winter is the perfect season to experience the full ambiance of Perkins Hall. Nestled in the picturesque Providence outskirts between the Quiznos and green dumpster on Power Street, Perkins is the ideal locale for any adventurer to discover an area that has been equated to both the Badlands National Park and the Third World.
The disappointment was anything but unnoticed this weekend at the Girls Gone Wild headquarters in Santa Monica, CA, as the company reported tremendous losses due to its aired special <i>Girls Gone Wild Parties It up at the CIT</i>. According to Joe Francis, creator of the Girls Gone Wild franchise and CEO of the production company Mantra Entertainment, less than 0.03 percent of the anticipated 20 million viewers actually ended up seeing the special.
Representatives from Random House Inc. have announced early this morning that the publisher plans to print 500,000 copies of the much anticipated If I Did It, the hypothetical memoir of the late Crocodile Hunter's supposed killer. Attorneys for the stingray (a 20-year-old Pteromylaeus bovines, better known as the bull ray), have confirmed that a deal has been made, and that the ray is currently working on the fictional memoir in his summer vacation home in the San Diego Zoo.
The third annual Universe Marathon in memory of Planet Pluto was held this weekend, and for the first time in history, a competitor has actually reached the coveted "end of universe" mark. Kiraitu Murungi, a 25-year-old runner from Kakamega, Kenya, was first to finish the 12 billion light-year race (approximately twice the distance to Perkins), in a record 1.
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