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The Brown Noser

Lance Brightmire

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Brown Start-Up Launches App That Doesn’t Work | Dec 13 2024

In a recent win for entrepreneurship, a Brown start-up, AskIt, has launched a new smartphone app that doesn’t work. “We wanted to leverage the predictive capabilities of artificial neural networks and machine learning algorithms in order to create an interactive language-model that can answer critical questions,” explained Tom Hardman ‘26, the lead developer of AskIt, excited to show off the app’s horrendous graphical interface.